Plowboy221
6 years ago
Heartburn, getting up to pissss three times a night, anything else to look forward to in old age?
USNGunner
6 years ago
Erectile dysfunction.
More hair in your ears and nose than on your head.
Your balls hanging lower than your johnson.
And tons of other fun facts too gruesome to be discussed here.

Enjoy. ๐Ÿ‘
KingoftheCove
6 years ago
Heh...
Injuries take a loooong time to heal.

If you were any kind of athlete, the worst is when your mind tells you you can do it, but your body just ainโ€™t up to the task.
I was only 45 the first time that one really got me, playing tennis.
Younger opponent blasts one down the line and I take off running for it ready to hammer a top spin return right up his azz.

I was shocked when I didnโ€™t even get the racket close to the the ball.............puzzled me for a while............and then the harsh reality set in.
I quit playing tennis (and basketball, and running/ jogging, etc.) 5 years later to save my knee...................best decision I ever made.
tonygraz
6 years ago
I quit tennis 12 years ago - just couldn't move around quick enough, back acting up, etc.. Gave up basketball after Pistol Pete died from a heart attack after a pick up game. At least I don't have to get up at all most nights to pee, despite having had bladder cancer. Heartburn is not much of a problem for me - a couple of tums on the occasions it strikes. Watch out for overeating and foods that give you heartburn.

I think I found a cure for back trouble.I got a fold up walker a few years ago for when my back acts up big time and only had to use it once. After some back annoyances this past year, I got a cane and I haven't had to use it yet
Burner02
6 years ago
CRS


What the **** was I saying.........................
Krazeehorse
6 years ago
Making deductible every year. (One more year until Medicare for me). I'm not the six million dollar man but I've got a good start on it.
deadeyedick
6 years ago
The only parts of your body that don't hurt, are the ones that stopped working altogether. ๐ŸŒซ
Krazeehorse
6 years ago
The pharmacist doesn't have to ask me for my birth date anymore. And Burner, regarding CRS, if I get up to go to another room to get something I really should start making a note or voice memo lol.
jespear
6 years ago

Erectile dysfunction.
More hair in your ears and nose than on your head.
Your balls hanging lower than your johnson.
And tons of other fun facts too gruesome to be discussed here.

Enjoy. ๐Ÿ‘

USNGunner wrote:



Ha !
My johnson NEVER hung lower than my balls. ๐Ÿ˜ž
I used to tell the ladies . . . "Now keep in mind, it ain't big, but it's awfully pretty !"
Gene363
6 years ago
If you're not hurting, you're probably dead. ๐ŸŒซ



OTOH, all the above beats a dirt nap.
corey sellers
6 years ago
That's funny John
Numismaniac
6 years ago
I guess because of PMS for wimmins, I always called it DMS, course many folks around here don't say remember anyways, just 'member, LMAO!
Plowboy221
6 years ago

CRS


What the **** was I saying.........................

Burner02 wrote:



Already have CRS pretty bad, hell I donโ€™t even remember making this post.
deadeyedick
6 years ago
Buddy of mine used to say his balls got so long that if he laid on his back they would fall over his arshole and cause vaporlock.
Mrs. dpnewell
6 years ago
Two years ago when I turned 60 I had frequent heartburn, was getting up 2 times a night to pee, was crippled from polymyalgia and arthritis in my knees, had high blood pressure, high blood sugar, insulin resistance (pre-diabetic) and aches and pains everywhere. November 2018 my wife and I went low carb, high fat and eliminated all highly inflammatory grains, startches, seed oils and sugar from our diet. We also started doing intermittent fasting.

I am now 62. I can not remember the last time I had heartburn, I sleep through the night without having to get up and pee, the pain in my knees and legs is gone, my blood pressure is now in the 110s, blood sugar is now normal and joint pain is virtually non-existent. I am back to renovating my new home and my daughter's, with much time spent on my knees (flooring) and up and down ladders. We are also back to our long mountain hikes and my new hobby is riding the most intense giga, mega, and wooden roller coasters I can find.

What you consume has much to do with your health. If you consume inflammatory foods, expect your body to be full of inflamation, and the diseases inflammation causes including many age related issues. If you consume foods that spike your blood sugar and insulin levels, expect blood sugar related diseases and eventually diabetics. Just say'n.

David
danmdevries
6 years ago

Buddy of mine used to say his balls got so long that if he laid on his back they would fall over his arshole and cause vaporlock.

deadeyedick wrote:



Buddy's wife says he only snores on his back. Figures its cause his balls block his butthole so the fart noises come out the top end instead.
tonygraz
6 years ago
I forgot to mention that you will lose your teeth, become hard of hearing and will probably lose or have diminished vision.
frankj1
6 years ago

Two years ago when I turned 60 I had frequent heartburn, was getting up 2 times a night to pee, was crippled from polymyalgia and arthritis in my knees, had high blood pressure, high blood sugar, insulin resistance (pre-diabetic) and aches and pains everywhere. November 2018 my wife and I went low carb, high fat and eliminated all highly inflammatory grains, startches, seed oils and sugar from our diet. We also started doing intermittent fasting.

I am now 62. I can not remember the last time I had heartburn, I sleep through the night without having to get up and pee, the pain in my knees and legs is gone, my blood pressure is now in the 110s, blood sugar is now normal and joint pain is virtually non-existent. I am back to renovating my new home and my daughter's, with much time spent on my knees (flooring) and up and down ladders. We are also back to our long mountain hikes and my new hobby is riding the most intense giga, mega, and wooden roller coasters I can find.

What you consume has much to do with your health. If you consume inflammatory foods, expect your body to be full of inflamation, and the diseases inflammation causes including many age related issues. If you consume foods that spike your blood sugar and insulin levels, expect blood sugar related diseases and eventually diabetics. Just say'n.

David

Mrs. dpnewell wrote:


Tom Brady/TB12 avoids many of the inflammatory foods you shun, he also eats very little red meat as far as I know, but there is some overlap in dietary philosophy.
Mrs. dpnewell
6 years ago

Tom Brady/TB12 avoids many of the inflammatory foods you shun, he also eats very little red meat as far as I know, but there is some overlap in dietary philosophy.

frankj1 wrote:



So, are you saying that I should try out for the Patriots?
tonygraz
6 years ago
Why not - you can probably negotiate lesser fines from the NFL.
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