Let's get this show on the Road.

Nicely done, Gunner.

I had errands to run. Pick up dry cleaning, get some lunch, drop a feral cat off at the local wineries... you know, the usual stuff.

As they say, "Timing is everything!" 👍

Well done Gunner. 🥂

So I am now officially an intro to cave certified diver.
I'm allowed to penetrate caves (and your mother's) up to 1/6 my total gas supply.

Suck it you losers sitting up top in daylight and air.

Drove up towards Yosemite, got some air... And some Krispy kreme... Now some Starbucks so I don't fall asleep after the copious amounts of marijuana I'm about to smoke...

So very proud of you victor. =d>

I feel bad that I was unaware of the issues - he’s only 2.5 hours away (not for long). And to answer your question, late 40’s. I’ll take Monkeyboy. Unfortunately, I’m having to play patriarch way to early.

Is this the new 500 ?

Sorry to hear, Monkey. Going through a similar situation with my FIL. Hang in there.

SURE, Congratas anyways. Nice to know you can get yourself and others out of those type caves

Sorry to hear about dadmonkey and hope for a complete recovery. Falls are a real problem for older folks but 60's is young unless it was activity related.

Lack of activity is what we're battling. Have learned through this that he actually developed a couch sore. Lost all drive after the MIL passed a couple years back

why yes, yes it is!.

I would have APPROVED this for Vince earlier but just got home from taking The Lovely Caren to a Minute Clinic or whatever they are in CVS to find out she has a cough and a virus.

Super job, gunnah.

this has earned a spot on my unofficial favorite posts list.

Work called offering double time tonight.

...right after I downed my third beer. Had to say no.

Spose I could try to nap and go in at 11. But I think i'll pack a bowl inna cob and head to the garage for another beer instead.

They put double time on the table for tomorrow night, so I think I'll just plan on that.

in the old 500 when shaking the AIDS came up, MACS wrote:

I dunno, man... Magic Johnson did it.


I've long had a theory about this.
OK, OK, I'll share it.

The dude was screwing everything in sight for years.
One day, wife Cookie said "Ervin, I will leave you and take everything including the children unless you stop screwing everything in sight".

Of course, Magic promised...but being a sharp Cookie, she said "I'm gonna need some insurance cuz you won't change. We need to make you untouchable".

And then she made him go on International TV and announce he had the AIDS.

And how do I know he doesn't have the Aids? Cuz the fat **** gained 300 pounds since then and has the energy of a dog sled team.
And this started when most people died or at least looked like starving Biafrans after a few months.

He never had it, but Cookie has the ballz in the fam.

Might be onto something Frank.

^Interesting theory, Frank. We don't hear a lot about the HIV/Aids any more, though. Why is that, I wonder?

Hep C used to be incurable. They got a cure now...

HIV is still prevalent, but it's "old news" because its so widespread. So each new case isn't newsworthy.

I personally see probably about one HIV+ person a month at my small hospital. About equal numbers of HepC folk.