Southaven, Mississippi: 72 year old Shep Arnold has been arrested for selling dehydrated human meat A.K.A. jerky at his market stall “Shep’s Goods”.
Arnold has been running his market store for the last 35 years and over time there became a cult following for his distinctive jerky. Most everyone who had the opportunity to visit the market day, would get some of Shep’s jerky.

It just so happened that an executive from Jack Links was staying in town for a family event. He decided to purchase some of Shep’s jerky and take it back to work and see if anyone there could see what it is that made Shep’s jerky so special.

When the jerky made its way back to the Jack Links factory, it was given to the in house scientists to run tests on in hopes of deciphering what ingredients Arnold was using for his jerky. What they didn’t expect was that the meat wasn’t that of a cow, but of a HUMAN! Tests were ran by an independent lab to verify the results by Jack Links. Again Human meat.

Local authorities arrested Arnold on suspicion of using human meat for his jerky that he sold to the public and police needed to find the supply of this meat.

Turns out about once a year in the summer, Shep hires a new helper for his store. “Summer is a busy time and I can use the extra help for a few months”, said Arnold. What he neglected to say, but was later found out by authorities, that 3 of these men have been reported missing.

It didn’t take much for the Butte authorities to put 2 and 2 together and place Shep Arnold under arrest for making and selling the human meat. While locked up authorities hope to connect the missing men via DNA extracted from the jerky to known samples of the missing men.As more is revealed, we will update this story.

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https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/montana-jerky-human-meat/ 

Copied and altered poorly since it says "Southaven, Mississippi" but still mentions authorities from Butte, lol.

No way man. It's on the internet, it must be true.

Were his part-time helpers mexican? I'm thinking they would have more spice especially a San Andres sungrown
Mercy, Hoping the story was untrue!!!

The Commie 13 can may spare some proletariat for this

Thats what i thought too!

And I warn my brother to snope before he posts, LOL seemed plausible!

Prions...

When is the movie coming out ?

It'll be a full netflix series release next week

Don't Jerk Me, Bro!

^About the jerky or Netflix series?

Did Shep jerk off on the jerky too?

That special sauce that Jack Link scientists are stumped about is...

S.H.E.P.'s sPuNk...

I bet it was all wieners.

You see this Fishinguitarman? Snap into a Jim Slim!! Oh yeah!!

Victor told me it all tasted like chicken.....


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