So I just had lunch with John(Jespear) and ate some really good Jewish Deli. Earlier in the week through texts he tell's me "No Funny Business" and what does he do? He gets out of his car and has a box wrapped up in plain brown paper. I thought "Finally! Those pics of Frankie that I keep hearing about!". But, noooo does the man take his own advice of no funny business? Ofcourse not..... As John gets out of his car this is how the conversation starts.

I said "What's that in your hands?"
He goes "My Keys"
"What's that under your keys?"
"My Phone...."
"Seriously??"
(John TRYING to act all innocent with a big grin on his face...)


I open the box and this is what I find.....

1 Padilla Miami 2010
1 Black Pearl OR ( the cello is so brown you can barely see through it!)
1 AVO Signature OR
1 Blind Man's Bluff
1 Skull and Bones
1 Crowned Heads J.D. Howard Reserve
1 Crowned Heads La Imperiosa Double Robusto
1 Cupido Tuxedo
1 Partagas Serie D No. 4
1 Montecristo Petite Edmuno

1 Sonia Dada CD

All of them have serious age on them. Some of them should be on Medicare they are that old! I dunno where to start but, I'll figure it out! I had a fantastic time just eating and chatting with John. We met back in 2012 and he hasn't aged a day. He took one look at me and goes "You put on some weight...." Lol I was the chick on this date.


I had a great time John! Thanks again. Was really nice to just get out and shoot the chit for an hour. The weather also helped, it's gorgeous out today. I think John liked the Deli... neither of our sandwiches lasted long..... We should do it again in 6 or 12 months! Hopefully by then I'll have my beach body back;-)

StePHen

Never, and I mean never, fall for the "no shenanigans" routine.

That's just subterfuge.

Good stuff. Can we start calling you CelticBombed?

🐴

Oh I didn't fall for it 😉 As far as I know John is still laying in that parking lot in the middle of a crater. Boot's smoking..... Heh!

^There ya go... =d>

Well played CB

Looks like it was well played on both ends.

"Mutually Assured Destruction". Or, "War is hell!"

😂

Nice!!

two MAD men...that's fo sho...sounds like a good time had...

Gotta love it!,,

=d>

+1

Drafter wants to know what was for lunch.

Sounds like a good time by both parties. Awesome job!

Just goes to show.... you can't trust anyone anymore. I blame the public school system.

John had the Hot Pastrami and I had the corned beef. We both had the red potato salad. Then John stopped at the Deli counter and took corned beef, brisket and a fresh cut rye home. I LOVE this deli. Everything is made in house. The meats, the sides... everything. Everything from Knish to Kasha and Bowties..... Then they have a bakery too. Fresh Cherry Hamentashen. I can get a loaf of Challah bread and eat it plain. I wanna go back now.... tonight.

**** the cigars. What deli?

been texting with jespear for the last 10 minutes of the Trump speech while Donald sat in the dentist chair...sorry John

this is perfect. two overly generous liars agree to a truce and meet for a decadent lunch...what could go wrong?

you guys kill me...and also help me love life.

http://www.steinsfamousdeli.com/ 

The deli counter must be at least 50 feet long. Filled to the brim with everything you could want. When the zombies come I'm locking myself in this place.

He said "No funny business!" I never agreed! He was the sneaky one! I mean come on.... telling me not to do something is like a red cape in a bulls face. If he had said "I DARE you!" I wouldn't have..... heh I can't even type it. I would've either way. Sorry John! (Not really...)