You are the President of the United States and NASA tells you that a large meteor is heading straight for Earth and it will strike France at 2:00 a.m, one month from today.

France calls and begs you to use your entire arsenal of missiles and warheads to save them. You know that by doing this it will take away from the war efforts in Iraq and hurt the war on terrorism. If you don't do it France is toast.

HERE IS YOUR DILEMMA

Do you stay up and watch it live, or tape it and watch it in the morning?

Tivo. Or watch the news, they'll show it lots of times, I am sure...

I would have to stay up

I couldn't sleep wondering if it would miss

LOL, great decsion to make!

Charlie

...watch it while eating frinch fries

ah ha ha ha ...

Call Jacques Chirac and tell him to have everyone with a flagpole hoist the white flag just like they did in both world wars but only this time we're busy.

Then, grab a bottle of your favorite bourdeau, of if you don't have French wine and baguettes, go for beer and "frinch" fries as the previous poster so eloquently put it, and raise your glass or can or longneck bottle, whatever, and give a shout "Viva La imbécillité".

herf

The French have adapted the French flag into a white flag and that goes back to the days of Joan of Arc, one of the few French war heroes, who they burned at the stake for being a champion of the people!

Charlie

I'd run to the store and buy as much French wine as I could afford.

thats funny, I can't spell thanks for pointing that out;(

I hope Johnny Depp would get out in time. I like his acting.

mmm Fois Gras

Neither don't care for the ungrateful Bastards !