This jackass is making me fat?

MACS wrote:

Jack Handy's attorney is on the phone.
He's asking for jade...

frankj1 wrote:

I'm sorry...8-[

RMAN4443 wrote:

If the universe is truly infinite, then isn't every imaginable version of life on other planets guaranteed to exist?

Sunoverbeach wrote:

If somebody was born on leap year day 40 years ago

Wouldn’t that make them 10?

fishinguitarman wrote:

If FGM doesn't wipe is it racist if he is wearing brownface?

teedubbya wrote:

If one is religious, then the unborn are not innocent.

They are part of their god's plan, and when aborted, that is according to plan as well.

If they go un-aborted, given that they were "given life" by an omniscient and omnipotent creator, that creator had already predetermined at the time they "gave them life" exactly how their entire life would go, down to the smallest minutia. As such, they are not "innocent". You just personally don't know what atrocities they will commit in the future. But if you're religious then you have to believe that they are already predetermined to create them.

Kill the fetuses. Kill the prisoners. Hell, kill the prisoners using dead fetuses.... or vice versa.

victor809 wrote: