Why does the Lieutenant Colonel wake at 5am then make his horse whinny into his hand so he can sniff it?
Because he loves the smell of neigh-palm in the morning.

Two nuns are accosted by a vampire. One says "Quick, show him your cross!" The other nun says "F#$% off vampire!"

Cop stops a naked guy carrying a naked woman on his back.
“What’s all this, then?”
“I’m going to a fancy dress party as a snail”
“Who’s that on your back?”
“That’s Michelle”

If two hairpieces were on a space mission and they had to use the escape module would they be toupees in a pod?



Have a good weekend and stay safe and healthy. 🌫 🍺

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