And rule of thumb is 10" of snow makes 1" of water so doing the snow to water to rice conversion we need... a bunch of inches of snow. This is where we need tripod to jump in as a measuring stick.

How many frankie thingies to make a healthy batch of yellow fried rice to sell at a Hawaiian Chinatown?

Um, you'll have to do the measuring.

I think it's time that my appendage posts for itself.
I am no longer responsible for it's behavior

Why not, it's got it's own standard unit of sorts but we'll need a conversion and a formal definition to enter it into the International Standards of Units.

1 Frankie Thingie (FT) = ? ft

Snow and it's water equivalent vary due to the wetness of the snow. Was 10 to 1 for yellow snow ? And Frank, get that thing off the keyboard.

MACS warned me I'd always own this, just like he owns the di(k cancer legacy.

Point taken. I didn't factor in the liquid flavor juice.

Another selling point would be that it contains 100% natural ingredients, no artificial flavoring or colors.

true, true.