Whistlebritches
6 years ago
Z needs our help Gentleman,he stopped by his house this afternoon only to find it had been robbed.They've taken a schit load of stuff that was in there including his equipment required for his part-time gig!!! If anyone comes across any garage sales or Facebook posts selling any of it or is offered any of the listed items please let Z know or you can contact him directly, discretion is assured.Whatever funds we can raise will go towards a reward or in the event the items do not turn up replacement cost

Items stolen:

1 x 18” light up sparkle unicorn dil dough
1 x gimp gag mask (it has a sequin finish)
1 x large tube of tuna flavoured lube
1 x signed photo of Jesse McCartney
1 x Latex glove with novelty fingers
1 x set of regulation pool balls(only solids or 1-8 for you non-pool players) drilled and rope filled(think pearl beads)
1 x bag of cable ties
1 x pair of nipple tassels
1 x roll of gaffer tape
1 x Anal butt plug with cage,answers to Fuzzy
2 x pink fur lined handcuffs
1 x Paddle(bought basketball sized)
1 x deluxe inflatable goat w/auto lube rear entry
And 2 x Gerbils,Curly and Moe
clintCigar
6 years ago
I got some spare cable ties and I can throw up some dough for more gerbils.
ZRX1200
6 years ago
Friends like these.....
clintCigar
6 years ago
Izon prob has a good connect to get another deluxe inflatable goat w/auto lube rear entry.
RMAN4443
6 years ago
Dil dough, is that like pickle flavored bread?:-k
Palama
6 years ago
Oh no! Not Curly and Joe! 😱

Z was just getting over the loss of Larry! 😞
Whistlebritches
6 years ago

Oh no! Not Curly and Joe! 😱

Z was just getting over the lose of Larry! 😞

Palama wrote:




Yes poor Larry..........he just wasn't cut out for the deep dark tunnel work Z required.
Dg west deptford
6 years ago
Joe is safe it's Moe we're apparantly concerned with
CelticBomber
6 years ago
I fell for that hard.... until I got to the list. Then I was crying laughing. Geez..... that is one of the funniest things I've ever read here.
Dg west deptford
6 years ago
Mmm pickle bread
frankj1
6 years ago

Z needs our help Gentleman,he stopped by his house this afternoon only to find it had been robbed.They've taken a schit load of stuff that was in there including his equipment required for his part-time gig!!! If anyone comes across any garage sales or Facebook posts selling any of it or is offered any of the listed items please let Z know or you can contact him directly, discretion is assured.Whatever funds we can raise will go towards a reward or in the event the items do not turn up replacement cost

Items stolen:

1 x 18” light up sparkle unicorn dil dough
1 x gimp gag mask (it has a sequin finish)
1 x large tube of tuna flavoured lube
1 x signed photo of Jesse McCartney
1 x Latex glove with novelty fingers
1 x set of regulation pool balls(only solids or 1-8 for you non-pool players) drilled and rope filled(think pearl beads)
1 x bag of cable ties
1 x pair of nipple tassels
1 x roll of gaffer tape
1 x Anal butt plug with cage,answers to Fuzzy
2 x pink fur lined handcuffs
1 x Paddle(bought basketball sized)
1 x deluxe inflatable goat w/auto lube rear entry
And 2 x Gerbils,Curly and Moe

Whistlebritches wrote:


true story, a version told here recently...Z sent Fuzzy to me several years ago.

feeling really bad for Fuzzy having been separated from their first owner, tw, I sent them to Kansas City...........................
after a couple of years.

and then tw opened the package in front of his dear sweet mother who started saying "butt plug" as though she had Tourettes.

tw tells it better, but it's all based on the real story.

but as for the op, everyone can stop searching their sub basements for Fuzzy the Butt Plug.
ZRX1200
6 years ago
Unless Teedubya delivers, his bat cave is ALWAYS moist and ready for travel.
rfenst
6 years ago
When I saw the topic, I thought z just needed a new van. LOL
Mandobro
6 years ago
Well, I have a spare set of pool balls and some old jute rope if that will help.
delta1
6 years ago
[frypan]


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corey sellers
6 years ago
Me and Izon can get a live goat dam the inflatable.
DrafterX
6 years ago

Me and Izon screw a live goat dam the inflatable.

corey sellers wrote:




freaks... 😟
Sunoverbeach
6 years ago
The same one, and who goes first? Is it by seniority or do you rock, paper, scissors for it?
thurson
6 years ago
Looks like this summer's camping trips have been cancelled.
delta1
6 years ago
they're on...but you have to wear a mask...
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