A Jewish grandmother is giving directions to her grown grandson who is coming to visit with his wife.

"You come to the front door of the apartment. I am in apartment 301. There is a big panel at the front door. With your elbow, push button 301. I will buzz you in. Come inside, the elevator is on the right. Get in, and with your elbow, push 3. When you get out, I'm on the left.. With your elbow, hit my doorbell."

"Grandma, that sounds easy, but, why am I hitting all these buttons with my elbow? ........

"What . . . .. .. You're coming empty handed?"


thought I'd post this before I can't...

I like it...

isn't the wife suppose to carry the stuff..?? 😕

Jokes requiring people to laugh at themselves?

In this new world of perpetually offended people who are offended, not for themselves, but on behalf of others? Preposterous.

I laughed. I was not triggered nor frightened to a safe space by any microaggressions.

The wife wrangles the young ones, the husband is the nookschlepp.

well, yah.
But Drafter's post was funnier than the joke.

Before you can’t????

I won’t let you get banned.

You ok? I mean besides being old....

Funny, I guessed she expected him to be holding a grandchild.

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I am offended, not by the joke itself, but the lack of people offended by an inoffensive joke. I thought you people were woke

Course we'z woke... hard ta post if we'z asleep!

if this was CB, his wife would be holding the beer....

I fear my own kind...

Don't you get Jewish elbow from holding to many chairs at bar mitzvahs?

or counting Trump's money?




ooops, sorry...wrong forum

If I'm anywhere near my mother-in-law I'm using my elbow on her!

Hey, size matters 😳