some of my favorite expressions that I can't use:

Kiss my grits...

that's my momma...

that dog don't hunt...



and franks favorite:

hey, those are my grandmas balls!

Kissin cousins?

Shaggin momma

Blowin pop pop

Eat’n ma sister on her weddin day, gonna miss her. She’s marrying my younger brother

Alright I’m done being a jackass for the day ✌🏻

póg mo thóin

I can only give you partial credit but you won't have to repeat the class.

I should uh paid a tension instead uh smoking drugs...

ur two pour too pay a tension

His palms r sweaty
Glock is ready
At tacks a seven teen old wif an AR
Arm spaghetti

I think it's supposed to be "moms spaghetti"...

I'm always playing weird al dropping stupid lyrics to the kids.

Old one hates it, little one loves it... I'll let you guess which one I sing/spit to more 😆

My daughter gets so pissed when I ad lib....

“DAD THAT’S NOT HOW THE SONG GOES!!!”

Good googly moogly
To the op.
2nd greatest scene from Breaking bad
When Walter white says "say my name"
Then the nervous strong man says...
HEISENBERG

not sure if you put this up because of what's being chanted in blm riots but "say her name" is a West African witchcraft chant that brings oppression and possession in black magic incantations that missionary friends of mine have experienced while establishing pioneer church plants in regions where witchcraft is openly practiced for the stated purposes of bringing up the dead to usher in Utopia
Very dark stuff that intends chaos for utopia.
Deception.

Racist !

So you believe in witch craft and black magic too?!?!

Well... I guess if you believe in Satan, I guess there's no point in stopping there.

Tony's right though... sounds pretty racist.

Just curious, what should we do about these witches? Burn 'em at the stake?

That sh*t don't fly ... Same as it ever was ... Eat sh*t and die ... Turn her upside-down and eat her like a ice cream cone ... If they bleed they got a need,eight to eighty, blind, crippled,or crazy

Jesus is love.

But Satan does that thing with his tongue.....

If a frog had wings he would not bump his ass ... Go piss up a rope ... Dead whores pussey ... **** breath ... Whore dog ... Pussey whip ... Stand up a can't hear you ... Just a **** stain on the comsomic menstrual flow of life