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sfg391
Connoisseur Topic Starter

5 years ago

A horny old codger named Frank
Went to town and got him a skank
She looked at his willie
And said, "WOW . . . THAT'S a dilly"
He said, "Just wait 'til you give it a wank" !

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Gene363
Herf-A-Holic

5 years ago

There once was a man named Kildare
Who was doing his wife on the stairs
On his last stroke, the banister broke
But he finished her off in the air.

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Speyside
Herf-A-Holic

5 years ago

There once was a woman from Cue, Who filled her vagina with glue, She said with a grin, "If they pay to get in, They'll pay to get out of it, too..

MACS
Herf-A-Holic

5 years ago

There once was a man from Boston
Who drove a little red Austin
He had room for his ass and a gallon of gas...
His balls hung out and he lost 'em.

frankj1
Herf-A-Holic

5 years ago

A horny old codger named Frank
Went to town and got him a skank
She looked at his willie
And said, "WOW . . . THAT'S a dilly"
He said, "Just wait 'til you give it a wank" !

sfg391 wrote:

I am not old!

Whistlebritches
Herf-A-Holic

5 years ago

Bella’s new feller, named Frank,
Took her down to his cellar so dank.
As they sloshed through a puddle
She said, “Don’t wanna cuddle
but it’s just the right place for a spank.”

frankj1
Herf-A-Holic

5 years ago

it moved.

knocked over a lamp in the corner. Caren's pizzed.

Whistlebritches
Herf-A-Holic

5 years ago

it moved.

knocked over a lamp in the corner. Caren's pizzed.

frankj1 wrote:

I'd spank her................................umm but only if I were you😉 😉

frankj1
Herf-A-Holic

5 years ago

I'd spank her................................umm but only if I were you😉 😉

Whistlebritches wrote:

hmmm.
you've been right about whiskey and cigars over the years...

Speyside
Herf-A-Holic

5 years ago

#10

There once was a Jew from the East,
supposedly hung like a beast.
He was known as Frankie Tripod,
due to the length of his guy rod.
Which women always greased.

Mandobro
Aficionado

5 years ago

#11

There once was a man named Perkin
Who was always jerking his gherkin.
His wife said, "Now, Perkin
stop jerkin' your gherkin,
you're shirkin' your firkin - you ****."

frankj1
Herf-A-Holic

5 years ago

#12

There once was a Jew from the East,
supposedly hung like a beast.
He was known as Frankie Tripod,
due to the length of his guy rod.
Which women always greased.

Speyside wrote:

brought a tear to me eye, laddie.