streetrod
5 years ago
No, no, no, Mr. Jones:
The racket is your states where you poor azzhatz have to pay comparable prices & have to pump your own.
HockeyDad
5 years ago

No, no, no, Mr. Jones:
The racket is your states where you poor azzhatz have to pay comparable prices & have to pump your own.

streetrod wrote:



Here in California we don’t pay comparable prices. We pay a dollar more per gallon to pump our own gas.
izonfire
5 years ago

Here in California we don’t pay comparable prices. We pay a dollar more per gallon to pump our own gas.

HockeyDad wrote:


But that gives you a feeling of empowerment.
Which is priceless...
ZRX1200
5 years ago
California has too many blends mandated for times of the year and a massive state tax per gallon.
deadeyedick
5 years ago

FYI Oregon law allows people to fill themselves if it’s a classic car/hot rod, motorcycle, boat, or diesel (any).

Another recent stipulation is in towns under 10k population the stations can remain open unattended (pump jockeys) and they can be self serve after 10pm.

ZRX1200 wrote:



So is the van considered a classic?
HockeyDad
5 years ago

California has too many blends mandated for times of the year and a massive state tax per gallon.

ZRX1200 wrote:



But our air is pristine. (Except for forest fire smoke and ash)
JadeRose
5 years ago

Fake employment, but the state needs the revenue.
I rather just get out of the car, plus it reliefs 🐒butt on long cruises.

Smooth light wrote:





I heard Drafter always has a sore butt after he goes cruising.
Smooth light
5 years ago
Monkey Butt, for sure!
8trackdisco
5 years ago

Why are they so technically challenged that they can’t pump gas?

HockeyDad wrote:



Didn’t you see what some of those morons recently did with matches?

Now you want the to get their own gas?!

Let’s start by giving them rounded safety scissors and corks for the sharp end of their forks.
delta1
5 years ago
I was visiting Oregon last year and had to stop for gas...shocked me when the attendant walked up behind me as I was pulling the nozzle out...

thought I was being mugged until I turned and noticed the dude was white...then thought he was an panhandler...

then he said "full service ... we pump the gas for you, where you from"
ZRX1200
5 years ago
Al.......

If it’s a white person with bad/no teeth and poor fashion sense they might mug you here.
frankj1
5 years ago

So is the van considered a classic?

deadeyedick wrote:


it's considered evidence
HockeyDad
5 years ago


thought I was being mugged until I turned and noticed the dude was white...then thought he was an panhandler...

then he said "full service ... we pump the gas for you, where you from"

delta1 wrote:



I may have swallowed some smoke when I laughed at that!
delta1
5 years ago

Al.......

If it’s a white person with bad/no teeth and poor fashion sense they might mug you here.

ZRX1200 wrote:




I knew I could count on Jamie to reinforce my faith in humanity.
ZRX1200
5 years ago
I got you Boo ❤️
Mr. Jones
5 years ago
WHILE I WAS LOTTO TICKET TRASH DIVING:

I saw some MILLENIAL landscaper douchebag EMPLOYEE
Smoking a cigarette WHILE pumping gas into 5 gallon cans in a trailer....then the foreman verbally tore him a NEW AZZHOLE...

THEN I RIPPED HIM ANOTHER...

ME :
" YEA....WHAT THE F**K IS WRONG WITH YOU?

WHAT F**KING YEAR WERE YOU BORN IN?

YOU DUMB F**KING MILLENIAL AZZHOLE!!!"
RayR
5 years ago
I remember those days with full service gas stations, they even cleaned your windshield.
That was before the pols hiked the arbitrary minimum wage (guaranteed unemployment laws) that made young folks too expensive and therefore unemployable for such things.
The only time I experienced such service since then was on an Indian reservation.
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