I find that when I am smoking a cigar, especially a really great one, it hurts terribly when I do "this". Can anybody offer suggestions?

Try puffing on the 'other' end?

ROTFLAMO!!

sorry about that, laughed so hard I typed that wrong! I meant to say: ROTFLMAO! 🙂

This one sailed a little too high for me -- when you do what?! Stop watching dirty movies in the dark while you're smoking...you must be confusing your sticks.

gater, please include a foto. We'd really like to help you, but needs to understand what "this" is!! Kinky stuff? 😉

First, moisten your right hand...then place it firmly under your left arm pit. Then in a quick swift motion lower you left arm elbo into your rib cage. Viola!

At the hospital, I usually tell people 'if it hurts', dont do "that"....hmmmmm

Switch to Cheetos

Tailgater I guess you should be careful with what you put up your tailpipe.

Just do it until you need glasses!!!

Oh my!!!!

thanks for the responses. Was hoping for some more originality, but you win some you lose some... Thanks to Bud for the best suggestion. It was just the thing, and I think I've found a new hobby (perhaps even an olympic event?). As for the Cheetos, I've tried that but found it causes orange stains on my boxers.

Anytime....I majored in "this".

Really? I flunked out of "this", but aced "that". Must have been my study partner...