So I read how to do an at home COVID test a few days ago.

Since the Mrs wasn’t feeling well thought what the heck give it a shot.
Laying in bed I farted and pulled the covers up over the wife’s head, sure enough she smelled it and got fighting mad.
I explained that it was good that she could smell it and she should sleep easier knowing she doesn’t have the virus. Needless to say that explanation fell on deaf ears. I was relieved though in more ways than one.

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