CheapPrick
Friday, February 5, 2021 1:45:59 PM
There are, of a product, five 5 pax available for bid. You like this cigar and bid $1 each for all five pax. Some commie pinko sniper comes along and bids $2 on three of YOUR 5 pax. Not to be out-done by some beach sneech, you bid $3 and win the bid.

How much did you pay for all five 5 pax plus shipping?
opelmanta1900
Friday, February 5, 2021 1:49:10 PM
Too much... this place sucks...
MACS
Friday, February 5, 2021 1:53:13 PM
$3 x 5 = $15 + $5.95 shipping = $20.95 before tax, if applicable.

I'm not gud wif numbahs, though... just a guess.

No, wait... should be $3 for 3 of them, plus $2 for the other 2 so $11 plus $5.95 to ship. $16.95!

What did I win?
CheapPrick
Friday, February 5, 2021 1:53:52 PM
[quote=opelmanta1900]Too much... this place sucks...[/quote]

DING! You win the prize! One free pass to stay at home and watch TV! Congratulations!=d>
CheapPrick
Friday, February 5, 2021 2:07:15 PM

Sorry MACS ... Don't think you're there just yet...
Stogie1020
Friday, February 5, 2021 2:16:02 PM
Magic eight ball says "Try Again".
plinytheelder
Friday, February 5, 2021 2:42:44 PM
[quote=MACS]$3 x 5 = $15 + $5.95 shipping = $20.95 before tax, if applicable.[/quote]

This.

When you bid $3, you don't just win the ones the sniper tried getting, and retain your bid for $1. That person would've taken the last two at $2 and lost out on the third one to you at $3.

Your $3 bid is for 5 5-packs, you'ld win 5 5-packs at $3 if it closed right after your bid.
CheapPrick
Friday, February 5, 2021 3:17:38 PM
[quote=plinytheelder]This.

When you bid $3, you don't just win the ones the sniper tried getting, and retain your bid for $1. That person would've taken the last two at $2 and lost out on the third one to you at $3.

Your $3 bid is for 5 5-packs, you'ld win 5 5-packs at $3 if it closed right after your bid.[/quote]

Warm, but still no cigar..
teedubbya
Friday, February 5, 2021 3:24:51 PM
it takes $3 to beat the other persons bid. You bid $3. if nothing changes all 5 will cost $3 each. A $2 bid wouldn't win anything at this point because you still need to bump their bid for a couple.

But I haven't bought here in YEARS

If you had bid $2, you could have won 3 @ $2 and lost the other 2 units.
MACS
Friday, February 5, 2021 3:43:51 PM
[quote=CheapPrick]Sorry MACS ... Don't think you're there just yet...[/quote]

It's all good in da hood... I really don't care. Last thing I bought from this place was a 5 pack of Melanio Robusto for $25 last August and before that... WTF knows... there was nothing listed on my order history except the Melanios, so probably years.
CheapPrick
Friday, February 5, 2021 3:46:56 PM
[quote=teedubbya]it takes $3 to beat the other persons bid. You bid $3. if nothing changes all 5 will cost $3 each. A $2 bid wouldn't win anything at this point because you still need to bump their bid for a couple.

But I haven't bought here in YEARS

If you had bid $2, you could have won 3 @ $2 and lost the other 2 units.[/quote]


That's true... but still no winner yet...
BuckyB93
Friday, February 5, 2021 3:50:26 PM
When in doubt, just make a cool picture by filling in the dots for your answers on the test sheet.
teedubbya
Friday, February 5, 2021 4:11:41 PM
[quote=MACS]It's all good in da hood... I really don't care. Last thing I bought from this place was a 5 pack of Melanio Robusto for $25 last August and before that... WTF knows... there was nothing listed on my order history except the Melanios, so probably years.[/quote]


I can't find my last purchase it was so long ago. Years. And then it was merch not cigars.
tonygraz
Friday, February 5, 2021 4:13:51 PM
5x$3= $ 15. plus 5.95 and $2 (4 units @$.5. Total $ 22.95 plus any state tax. Asssuming this is your total order and the shipping is $ 5.95 for that first unit.

That will teach you for outbidding me you cheap prick. They were crappy cigars anyway.
teedubbya
Friday, February 5, 2021 4:18:42 PM
I wasn't looking at actual number of lots or trying to calculate. I don't care. Whatever they are they suck.
CheapPrick
Friday, February 5, 2021 4:34:27 PM
[quote=tonygraz]5x$3= $ 15. plus 5.95 and $2 (4 units @$.5. Total $ 22.95 plus any state tax. Asssuming this is your total order and the shipping is $ 5.95 for that first unit.

That will teach you for outbidding me you cheap prick. They were crappy cigars anyway.[/quote]

And we have a winner! PM me your addy and I'll send you 5 of my best cigars!
Just don't expect much, I'm a cheap prick and all my cigars are pretty much schite..
MACS
Friday, February 5, 2021 4:39:08 PM
Tony smokes crap, too... match made in heaven.
Sunoverbeach
Friday, February 5, 2021 5:32:17 PM
The answer is Constantinople
Whistlebritches
Friday, February 5, 2021 9:57:44 PM
[quote=CheapPrick]And we have a winner! PM me your addy and I'll send you 5 of my best cigars!
Just don't expect much, I'm a cheap prick and all my cigars are pretty much schite..[/quote]


Tony wouldn't have a clue what to do with good cigars so the cheap sticks will suit him perfectly.He's a gas station cigar kind of guy
Palama
Friday, February 5, 2021 10:20:31 PM
[quote=Sunoverbeach]The answer is Constantinople[/quote]

A classic!