A true story as follow up to Gene's eye opening article.

After my nieces first day of kindergarten she told my sister there would not be a second day. Then the explained the day. My sister was furious. She set an appointment with a highly regarded private school the next day, and an appointment with the public school principal and kindergarten teacher.

My sister politely explained that she had transferred my niece to the other school. The kindergarten teacher went off. Then my niece yelled stop! My niece said this. When I graduate high school I will have an excellent education and not be brainwashed, and eventually graduate MIT with a PHD. You on the other hand will be a mean ugly old d*ke, right now you are not old. Mom, let's go. My sister explained about she my niece why she should have politely lied. To which my my niece replied, so lying is always fine? My sister laughed and said point taken. Then said you should have added spiteful. My niece thought about it and said that would have been better.

My niece is very smart. She is in a gifted students program and in the class of gifted students 2 years older than the program she was originally placed in.

Did you have stroke while writing this gibberish?

I see a spoiled snob in the making. No wonder they have mental issue when they get older. Mommy knows best (even if they are spoiled).

Soooo??

Your 5? Yr old niece knows the "D" word?

Wow!

How much $$ is that private school tuition?

My daughter went to one of the TOP 5 SCHOOL districts in all of Pennsylvania and my total taxes were only $4,000 to $5,000 K a year...sometimes you gotta bite the bullet when you get one "not so good teacher" VS. $10-15K PER YEAR
FOR A PRIVATE SCHOOL....

DO THE MATH 12 X $10/15K IS $120 K OR $180K...
That would almost pay for YALE OR HARVARD with minimal aid or scholarships...

Not sure if she did right thing?

What EXACTLY transpired in that first Day?
Brainwashing? How?

Spey definitely is better at math than Gene. Can't wait for the follow up on the niece getting beat up.

have to admit I was a bit alarmed when reading the op

Sure,
there were confusing parts of the equation,
but it all adds up...

maybe you could do some math tutoring.
I heard you could use the extra cash.

you're gonna have to wait, Frank...Izon's math curriculum is being audited for subliminal racist cultural deficiencies

There will always be those who will be determined to engage in the pursuit of an unending search for that which is not there...

BTW - Your continued use of the English language only demonstrates your steadfast support for white supremacy.
Racist!!!

Oy!

You heard right Papa!!!

dayum, forgot my accent....subriminal lacist cultulal deficience

Ohhhh Delta, you so baaaaaaad!
Me no likey!!!!!

No 5 year old speaks like that.

But most type like that.


What the hell, dude?
I feel stupider just for reading it.

I know you are, but what am I?

Professor Irwin Corey?
The World's Foremost Authority?

Dude, most everyone who reads what I write feels stupid. A poet laureate I am not. I have been known to break every rule about english in a single sentence.

I knew you weren’t a white supremacist...

Had to look him up.
Looks like a fantastic character.
Shameful that I had never heard of him.
We should be more cognizant of our American culture.

Honestly...