EAST HANOVER, NJ—In a long-overdue move, Nabisco has announced they will be dropping the problematic "o" at the end of Oreo and rebranding under the more inclusive and gender-neutral term "OreX."

"We know the world looks to cookie companies like Nabisco for all their guidance in matters of sexual ethics," said the company's CEO F. Ross Johnson. "After a quick meeting with our new diversity coordinator who graduated from college last week, we decided it was time for Oreo to be a part of the solution rather than part of the problem."

"We are proud to introduce new OreX to the world!"

The new cookies will ditch the white cream for an androgynous blend of pink and blue. The recipe will also be changed, using 100% trans-fats.

"If you don't eat our 100% trans-fat cookies," added Johnson, "you're a bigoted transphobe and on the wrong side of history."

Mike Lindell, the founder of MyPillow, responded to Nabisco's announcement announcing his plans to start his own cream-filled chocolate cookie company called "Heter-Oreos" that affirms traditional Christian sexuality.

Nabisco responded to Lindell's announcement with a cease and desist order.

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"100% trans-fat cookies"

Because Trans Lives Matter.🍪

First they try to take your whiteness, then they try to take your oreos... is nothing not safe anymore.

I think RayRay started a compound somewhere.

orex?
sounds like a vacuum company

Honestly, the mute button is amazing... I used to be super against it, but it turns out when you mute the individuals who contribute nothing and seem hell bent on loudly displaying their low iq, this place isn't all that bad...

I used to enjoy picking on the neuron deficient population, but I have seen that people are getting softer... especially the ones who used to be against people getting soft.

So I'm changing my tune... I think I'm going to be more understanding and thoughtful for the mentally inferior of our kind... they really are like a different species all together.

I wouldn't want to mate with one, because I would be afraid that my offspring might come out stupid.

I certainly wouldn't want one to become president or be put in a position of power.

So no more jokes like "How do you get a one armed trump supporter out of a tree?".

And no more laughing at the dumb azz (I mean fine citizen) who mounted a strap on to their f-150 because their truck couldn't just have nuts.

And yes... we see your jeeps and trucks... we know they have flags on them and that means they are yours and we know not to touch them because all you spend your money on is booze and bullets.

Nope, nope... I'm turning a new leaf.

Somebody here is on a gender quest.

Ajax and anthrax were ahead of their time...


Bugaloo Boys will become Bugalox and Bagels

Obviously, the squirrels are working overtime. Time to replace the wheel.

Now we have squirrels burning out the hamster wheel? Damn tree rats!

The usual progressive parrots are still squawking and chiting up the bird cage?🦜