You must believe in a Supreme Being.

Nope

You must be joining of your own free will.

Nope

Don’t let your dad, uncle, neighbor, or friend pressure you into joining. Join because you want to.

Nope

You must be a man.

Yeah!!!

You must be free-born.

Kinda... from a lawful perspective maybe... kind of a racist question... what year were these rules written?

You must be of lawful age. Depending on the Grand Lodge, this can be anywhere from 18 to 25.

This a night club?

You must come recommended by at least two existing Freemasons from the lodge you’re petitioning.

Lol wat? A swingers night club?

Masonry doesn’t care about your worldly wealth or social position. Both the bank’s president and the bank’s janitor can apply for membership, and they’re considered equally qualified.

What about porn stars and hookers?

Are you unbiased by friends and uninfluenced by any mercenary motives?

This is seriously a question?

Do you have a favorable opinion of Freemasonry?

Nope

Do you agree to follow the rules?

Nope...

Speyside wrote:

Maintain humanity under 500,000,000 in perpetual balance with nature.

Guide reproduction wisely – improving fitness and diversity.

Unite humanity with a living new language.

Rule passion – faith – tradition – and all things with tempered reason.

Protect people and nations with fair laws and just courts.

Let all nations rule internally resolving external disputes in a world court.

Avoid petty laws and useless officials.

Balance personal rights with social duties.

Prize truth – beauty – love – seeking harmony with the infinite.

Be not a cancer on the earth – Leave room for nature – Leave room for nature.

Speyside wrote:

Aren't the free masons those guys who are self-convinced they secretly run the world but in actuality just have weekly meetings where they drink too much cheap beer and participate in borderline homosexual hazing traditions?

opelmanta1900 wrote:

Maintain humanity under 500,000,000 in perpetual balance with nature.

Guide reproduction wisely – improving fitness and diversity.

Unite humanity with a living new language.

Rule passion – faith – tradition – and all things with tempered reason.

Protect people and nations with fair laws and just courts.

Let all nations rule internally resolving external disputes in a world court.

Avoid petty laws and useless officials.

Balance personal rights with social duties.

Prize truth – beauty – love – seeking harmony with the infinite.

Be not a cancer on the earth – Leave room for nature – Leave room for nature.

Speyside wrote:

I think your confusing Freemasons with lizard government people.

RayR wrote: