in the new version of the fable about the Emperor's New Clothes, the GOP stones and kills the kid who says the truth about the Emperor's suit...


in the GOP's new version of Humpty Dumpty, the rotund and brittle idol is painstakingly put back together again after his great fall, and will be propped up on the wall again...


down they go...into the rabbit hole...

Peyote?

Green Koolaid

I heard if you drink green KoolAid or eat green M&M's it makes you horny.

^It's true... follow the science, man.

I heard Tang and Sunny D make folks butts naturally lube

Olestra chips ftw

Lol. Forgot about those.

sudden oily discharge

Haribo Sugar-free Gummi Bears, anyone?

No, BUT HELL NO!

freaks... 😟

Freaking German artificial synthetic sugar makes me sick!

I can't believe I'm gonna write this, but I agree with Drafter.

Freaks...😟

Oh like you’ve never been in an olestra orgy

Well...I mean everyone enjoys uncontrollable, explosive, grease-laden, diarrhea, don't they?

never heard a complaint

A true tripod would have, as well as would carry a stitch kit

I got my hands full as it is without carrying even more.

Anal leakage can really lighten your load