[whip]

Bad joke, if it was a golf putt it would have lipped out.

So the strange device arrived today. Round 3 of me trying to teach myself guitar. The other two I bought over the years just kept staring at me in the corner of the room with no avail and I ended up donating them to the school music program.

I really want to learn how to play, I just need to dedicate myself to do so.

I'd love to have the talent of Neil Peart to play percussion but that will never happen in my lifetime so I'll try to pick up simple stuff on the 6 string.

I hear those with those short stubby micro stumps have a harder time with it... they have a hard time with bar codes at best they can do a barred D.

Anyway, not sure what kind of fingers you got bucky... but if you fat little sausage fingers... forget about it... empty out a couple coffee cans and work towards becoming Neil Peart

Note: I heard bgz was one of the best al gore rhythm guitarists in the world.

Al Gore had nothing to do with it... but they have some rythem.

Btw, I think your obsession with Al Gore's rythem is unhealthy.

I have stuffs to sell

Craig was a schoolboy when he heard his first Beatle song,

'Love me do,' I think it was. From there it didn't take him long.

Got himself a guitar, used to play every night,

Now he's in a rock 'n' roll outfit,

And everything's all right, don't you know?

Man, it's going to be hot AF out there...

112 - 114 holy sh*t.

I don't know boys.