[whip]

Poor Monica.

Bad joke, if it was a golf putt it would have lipped out.

and rolled onto the bluedress green

There is a bell curve for that.

So the strange device arrived today. Round 3 of me trying to teach myself guitar. The other two I bought over the years just kept staring at me in the corner of the room with no avail and I ended up donating them to the school music program.

I really want to learn how to play, I just need to dedicate myself to do so.



I'd love to have the talent of Neil Peart to play percussion but that will never happen in my lifetime so I'll try to pick up simple stuff on the 6 string.

If you lack dedication and can't afford to spend the time learning to play, it is highly unlikely you will ever be any good at it.

This is true. Worst case is another school program get's another donation.

Guitar is ez to play... especially when you have long fingers.

I hear those with those short stubby micro stumps have a harder time with it... they have a hard time with bar codes at best they can do a barred D.

Anyway, not sure what kind of fingers you got bucky... but if you fat little sausage fingers... forget about it... empty out a couple coffee cans and work towards becoming Neil Peart

On the other hand determination to play the guitar will overcome many shortcomings. Take Angus Young as an example (and despite google's comment, he is still alive)

Note: I heard bgz was one of the best al gore rhythm guitarists in the world.

No, I just have long beautiful fingers...

Al Gore had nothing to do with it... but they have some rythem.

Btw, I think your obsession with Al Gore's rythem is unhealthy.

What did Bucky buy for $90?

I have stuffs to sell

Craig was a schoolboy when he heard his first Beatle song,
'Love me do,' I think it was. From there it didn't take him long.
Got himself a guitar, used to play every night,
Now he's in a rock 'n' roll outfit,

And everything's all right, don't you know?

Bad Company... fitting band for the vherf. lol

When you join it’s all village people

fights start at 1 pacific... I should be on early for the start of the card... lots of no namers... should be a decent night of newer talent...

Celtic was on early.

Get speyside on there so we can talk about unintelligible intellectual crap while we watch people kick the sh*t out of each other....

Man, it's going to be hot AF out there...

112 - 114 holy sh*t.

I don't know boys.

Get a zip lock full of ice for your neck and another for your ballsntaint.... you'll be fine...

It's 90 here, but comfortable in the back yard... for now. When that sun dips low enough to get under the patio cover, it'll be hot.