"kicks just keep getting harder to find"

Like Betsy Ross?

No, never was a fan of Golden Girls...

hippie chicks make the best cougars...they still remember the glory days of free sex and no bras...young skinny long haired dudes with stashes of bud remind them of good times

I saw those guys at Six Flags in St. Louis with my Dad when I was kid. Fun show.

You're thinking of the village people...