Saw a woman standing on a corner this morning.Her hair was matted ,her jeans had huge holes. She was clutching a paper coffee cup . I assumed she had fallen on hard times due to the current economic issues. Feeling sorry for her I put a five dollar bill and some change in her cup. Expecting at least a thank you I was surprised when she yelled thanks for ruining my eight dollar double mocha half cafe carmel latte you a$$hole!!

can't wait to hear what you replied!





Sorry, I couldn't help it.

Fugging millenials!!!

😂

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Though it needed a little sugar.

I've seen a few chicks with "jeans" that have the front of both legs missing, from the bottom of the pockets to the middle of the shins.... along the way down, there were a few scattered threads keeping it together...so this is how the holey knee look has evolved...

They don't like to wear kneepads.

I tried to warn my friend about the dangers of playing Russian Roulette – but it went in one ear and out the other.

groan causing post^^^

Even a great hitter fails 65% of the time Frank.

Groan again....
If bedbugs are found on beds, who ever came up with the name cockroach?

[jester]

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And another:

If Bruce Jenner ever goes missing will they put his picture on a carton of half and half?

😂

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I was sitting at a long stoplight yesterday, minding my own business, patiently waiting for it to turn green even though there was no on-coming traffic. A carload of scruffy-bearded, young men shouting Anti-American slogans with a half-burned American Flag duct-taped on the trunk of their car and a "Remember 9-11" slogan spray painted on the side was stopped next to me.

Suddenly they yelled, "Allah Akbar! Praise Allah! Death to America" and took off before the light changed.

Out of nowhere an 18-wheeler came speeding through the intersection and ran directly over their car, crushing it completely and killing everyone in it.

For several minutes I sat in my car thinking to myself, "Man... that coulda been me!"

So today, bright and early, I went out and got a job as a truck driver.

Beer without alcohol is like watching porn on the radio.