Few facets of a culture persist as truly and purely through trial and hardship as does the native tongue...

So it turns out they all speak French here... and not the kind of French you can fake your way through if you know a little Spanish... it's a bunch of twisted and tangled African French dialects that I can't understand a word of...

took a job teaching English to school children... I think they're learning quickly but it's hard to tell... I don't really like kids so we don't speak much...

I don’t like people that speak French either.

I heard they make love with their faces.. 😟

🍵

and fight with their feet

French lives matter

French fries matter.

Remember when they got renamed to freedom fries?

How do you tell if a Frenchman is in the military?

His arm pits are sunburned

{if you don't get the joke, raise both hands in the air while saying the punchline}

NINE!

Pretty sure that's a joke that would get you cancelled... especially with the NINE tacked on to it.

Don't get famous, lol.

I'm looking forward to it.

No publicity is bad publicity I guess.

Probably get some followers on Parler.

C'est parce que tu es un cochon fasciste et que je pète dans ta direction générale !
Vive la France... Brrrppp ! Pardon.

Je ne parle France

Two words, google translate...ya lazy bastid.

Don't mess with French landscapers, particularly the one named Marquis de Sod.

I don’t need the SSG tracking me…

I don't like Jacobins, especially the American kind.

Do you hate all the French, or just the ones that don't think like you?

Just the Jacobins Ben. the progenitors of the left today.