I used to work with an old Vietnam Vet who would drop an 8 ball of meth in his coffee every pay day….one pay day he starts mumbling to me and knowing it was payday I was NOT going to miss this almost inaudible story….
“Hey…..Jamie, do you know how we could tell a VC was hiding behind a tree?”
“No Pat…how?”
“You shoot the fuČhing tree with the .50 cal…and if a couple of arms fall off you know you got em”.
Pat never told any cool .40 mike mike stories.