https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/health/2021/12/22/covid-omicron-variant-ihme-models-predict-140-m-new-infections-winter/8967421002/ 

97% to 99% less deadly than Delta. 90% to 96% less hospitalizations by infected percentage than Delta. 10 times more infectious than Delta.

Our hospitals will be over run. But the news is good.

Not if you have a heart attack or a stroke.

Or if Drafter runs over you.

It is the apocalypse. That’s the news here.

I went to the grocery store today... looks like some of the qtards are getting scared.

Most of them still holding fast. The liberals seemed to be wearing "face diapers" as they are so called on here.

Staff are forced to wear masks...

Patron participation was about 20-30%...

Me, I'm immortal, caught covid, 3 shots, LFG... just waiting for brain chip implants so I can take advantage of the amenities.

I've never seen anyone so happy and looking forward to being fully Zombified as you Ben. 🧟

F*ck yeah!!!, LFG!!!

Give me the blue pill and get me the f*ck out of here.

Huh. I thought Arizona already ate the "blue" pill last November.

I’m not totally sure that is what the blue pill does.

Sorry, I just don't have a reason to know anything about the blue pill.

Keeps you from rolling out of bed.

*sigh*

This sh*t is so damn old... the sky is not falling. Muh fuggers had a 99% chance of surviving the original, the delta, the echo, the foxtrot... and the gat damn omi-fkn-cron.

Stop running scared like a bee-atch. Get your miracle shot, second miracle shot and your booster miracle shot, wear a face mask and act like a man!

Signed - Don Corleone.

By the way...

How long this sh*t been going on now? When do we actually start following the science?

Run scared. Wear ya masks. Get your shots, and your other shots and your booster shots...

Then get covid. And tell me I'm socially irresponsible for not getting a shot that has been SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN not to work.

Scientifically proven, you say? Yeah... how many people that have gotten these shots have contracted covid? A whole frankin' bunch! That's scientific evidence... based on observation, and experience since we started giving these shots.

Soooo empirical, not theoretical.

Original alpha, beta, delta (or whatever) had nearly a 98.xxx% survival rate.

Omicron is 97-99% less deadly (lets call it 98.2% less deadly for Cbid terms) than the previous versions. So how does the math work on on that?

We at 99.xxxx% survival rate now?

Aren't we asymptotically approaching 100% survival rate? But we still are doing mask and injection mandates, vax passports and $hit.

That's cause Neo took the red pill like a dumb azz.

One pill makes you larger
And one pill makes you small...

Ya... the blue pill makes you bigger, I heard that from someone... I think it might have been TDub.

The ones that mother gave TDub didn't do anything at all. Poor fellow.

Any reports on the number of people who tested positive on older versions since omicron has surfaced?

Just curious about what happened to the COVID-19 original. Surely the unvacxed an non-masked are still dieing in droves from this plague.

The original COVID-19 was canceled after it was found out that it was spreading systemic racism.