Never trust atoms; they make up everything.

Nor the electrons. They're always so negative.

And the liberals. They're a bunch of limp wristed whiners.

Protons either, way to positive to trust.

This one atom keeps stealing electrons. You better keep an ion him

one of these posts is not like the others
one of these posts just doesn't belong.
can you guess which post is not like the others...
before I finish this song?

I decided to assume he was politibombing a joke thread in an Uno reverse maneuver. Which is pretty funny

Sometimes I am rather quarky.

he does it because he knows I'm watching.
Believe me, he's laughing.

What did the Neutron say to the Proton in the nucleus?
"Thanks for letting me live here free of charge!"

Man, that song post really doesn't belong...














trying not to laugh.

Tail, if you want to have a blast try some antimatter.

I told the electron joke to my MENSA friend, but he didn't get it.
I was shocked.

I'm amused, because I'm a nerd!!!

Time to do a half spin and pretend I went all the way with it...

Sorry, I know some of you will go "fer me on" this one.

Ya... no google required.

Every time I try to eat two pie I feel like a real negative one.

Ya Hamilton?

That guy and I each bar it up on the partial slope of the wave!

Him and that Schrödinger guy drink Mai Tais like f*ckin half dead p*ssies

This is too fast paced for me. I prefer something more decerning.

I wrote that sh*t half asleep this morning... here's my reviews!!!

#16 was golden
#14 was ok
#15 was bad... doubt any of you get it... if you do you'll think it's just as bad as I do.

In any case, I think I should find my jokes on the net like everyone else.

Fermi was the only one I got

Nah, your originals are good. Though 15 was a groaner. Mine were of my own accord, though they prolly are written out there somewhere. The quality is average at best. This was intended as a nerd thread. I mean, the first time I heard of a black hole I was maybe 13. How was I to know they are pink?