Moscow man buys newspaper, glances at front page, throws it straight out.
Next day: same again. And again.
Eventually, seller snaps. "Why DO you do that?"
"Oh, I'm just checking for an obituary"
"But obituaries aren't even on the front page!"
"Oh, the one I'm looking for will be"

😂😂😂

One of the rich Russian's put a 1 million dollar bounty on Putin.
https://www.yahoo.com/news/russian-businessman-put-1-million-053413403.html 

Timely. Relevant. Extremely chuckle worthy.

If only everyone strove for this level of humor.

Love it!

One million??

That's a friggin joke !!!!

It would take $25-30 million to plan it right and pull it off....

THE MINIMUM FEE WOULD HAVE TO BE :

$5 BILLION

...AND EVEN THAT IS TOO LOW...

Then YOU'LL have hit squads on your butt for decades...

You'll never get away...

AND THEY WILL WIPE OUT your entire family down to
3rd cousins twice removed ....

That squad would take out thousands of innocent peeps just to get you....

You could never live anywhere near Russia...or china...

Maybe Africa or LAOS? but that's too close to China...
Maybe Antarctica...in a NAZI SUBMARINE HIDEOUT...
OR
THE DARK SIDE OF THE MOON... 🌚

you want Drafter and me should make this right?

Three Tracks in the Snow 2: Frankie & Drafter Go to Moscow

How bout Elon challenging pooty poo to single combat

I think that's hilarious!

Re #7 -

Wow. So sorry about drafters leg. Diabetes?

Ya niz nighyou, that’s not bad $……

I mean it’s rob the hut worthy, why not tip the horse over with the topless guy on it money?

Zdrasvwichey tavorich!

don't ruin this for me

I wouldn't want to be on Putin's radar... that dude is straight psychopath with a button.

Oh, I got it now. You were carrying him and needed your prehensile donger to help balance the load.

yuh, yuh. something like that.

hehhe I said donger and load in the same sentence to Tripod and he responded.

hehe

I pictured Drafter as the wheel man, with Frankie as the advance scout/ninja type

That must be a strange picture. I heard Drafter never missed anything that ventured onto the road and I can't envision a 3 legged ninja.

You can't because no one's seen one. Proof of the super sneaky ninja skills inherent in the three legged ninja

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