Have you ever seen twenty dollars all crumpled up, asked the wife?
No, he said.
She gave him a sexy little smile, slowly reached into her cleavage and pulled out a crumpled twenty dollar bill.
Have you ever seen fifty dollars all crumpled up, she asked?
No, he said.
She gave him another sexy little smile, seductively reached into her panties and pulled out a crumpled fifty dollar bill.
Now, she said, have you ever seen 50,000 dollars all crumpled up?
No, he said, intrigued.
Well, go and take a quick look in the garage.

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Not saying I live in a rough area but just bought an advent calendar and half the windows are boarded up!

😂 😂 😂

If you sweat while putting fuel in your car and feel sick when you pay for it you have carowner virus.

When a woman wears a leather dress a man’s heart beats faster,
His throat gets dry,
He gets weak in the knees and thinks irrationally.

Ever wonder why?

It’s because she smells like a new truck.

looove this one

If a woman tells you that she has pierced nipples the correct response is "I don't believe you".