There is now MONKEY POX to worry about.
It seems you not only get pox bubbles all over your body,
It also makes you want to climb the nearest tree !
So the CDC recommends not to have sex with monkeys...

Two weeks to flatten the pox.

Wait... so do we have to wear a mask when we screw monkeys?

Asking for a friend

I’m guessing TeeDubbya

It's an anonymous program.

Who you see here stays here, what you hear here stays here.

(Kinda like visiting Vegas and stuff)

My GAF meter for new diseases and new variants of existing diseases is at an all time low

Fucck them monkeys