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Sunoverbeach
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4 years ago

There was a young fellow from Leeds
Who rashly swallowed some seeds
Great tufts of fine grass
Grew out of his a$$
And his balls were both covered with weeds

Or maybe it was plume?

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Palama
Herf-A-Holic

4 years ago

There was a young fellow from Leeds
Who rashly swallowed some seeds
Great tufts of fine grass
Grew out of his a$$
And his balls were both covered with weeds

Or maybe it was plume?

Sunoverbeach wrote:

No way man. 🤐

It was mold! [gonzo]

MACS
Herf-A-Holic

4 years ago

There once was a man from Boston
Who drove a little red Austin
He had room for his ass and a gallon of gas
His balls hung out and he lost 'em

There once was a fellow O'Doole
Who found little red spots on his tool
His Doctor a cynic said Get out of me clinic,
And wipe off that lipstick you fool!

MACS
Herf-A-Holic

4 years ago

A pirate, history relates
Was scuffling with some of his mates
When he slipped on a cutlass
Which rendered him nutless
And practically useless on dates

Sunoverbeach
Herf-A-Holic Topic Starter

4 years ago

I created a monster. A monster Macs

There once was a young man from Brighton
Who thought he'd at last found a tight'un
He said, "Oh, my love,
It fit like a glove."
Said she, "but you're not in the right'un"

MACS
Herf-A-Holic

4 years ago

There once was a plumber from Lee
Who was plumbing his girl by the sea
She said Stop your plumbing,
There's somebody coming!
Said the plumber still plumbing... It's me!

Sunoverbeach
Herf-A-Holic Topic Starter

4 years ago

'Twas a crazy old man called O'Keefe
Who gave local farmers much grief
To their cows he would run
Cut their legs off for fun
And say, "Look, I've invented ground beef!"

frankj1
Herf-A-Holic

4 years ago

I am the Man from Nantucket

Frankie Tripod

Sunoverbeach
Herf-A-Holic Topic Starter

4 years ago

Missing a few lines there, Frankie T

madspackler
Herf-A-Holic

4 years ago

#10

Missing a few lines there, Frankie T

Sunoverbeach wrote:

Nah - Frankie is going to do it like the old Burma Shave signs - one line at a time.

For those of us old enough to remember them, there is still one of their Verse by the Side of the Road signs in Alabama in Greene County. I passed by it the other day and fell out laughing. My kids thought I was crazy.

DrMaddVibe
Herf-A-Holic

4 years ago

#11

There once was a fellow McSweeny
Who spilled some gin on his weenie
Just to be couth
He added vermouth
Then slipped his girlfriend a martini.....Oooooh! (said in my best Diceman voice)

Speyside2
Herf-A-Holic

4 years ago

#12

There once was a woman from Que
She filled up her quim with glue
She said with a grin
They pay to get in
Now they pay to get out too

MACS
Herf-A-Holic

4 years ago

#13

At McDonald’s in Guildford in Surrey
I spilt coffee on my crotch in a scurry
I had to act quick
To cool down my dick
So I stuck it into my McFlurry

8trackdisco
Herf-A-Holic

4 years ago

#14

A pirate, history relates
Was scuffling with some of his mates
When he slipped on a cutlass
Which rendered him nutless
And practically useless on dates

MACS wrote:

My fave. =d>

8trackdisco
Herf-A-Holic

4 years ago

#15

I am the Man from Nantucket

Frankie Tripod

frankj1 wrote:

HA!

Speyside2
Herf-A-Holic

4 years ago

#16

There once was a man so dapper
He was after a hottie's snapper
He wooed her with haggus sushi and wine
The movements she made seemed a sign
But she just had to use the crapper