Marriage Pro Tips

The next time your wife gets angry, drape a towel over her shoulders (like a cape) and say, "Now your SUPER ANGRY!"

Maybe she'll laugh.

Maybe you'll die.

Maybe both.

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I'm gonna try that.

Nope. I would die and she would only laugh at my final breath

I might die, but at least I'll die laughing.

"Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same." =d>

~ Oscar Wilde

😂

that was bigayou

If short Africans have multiple wives, it’s pigmy bigamy.