I'm exploring alternative religious options

Would you like me to send you a copy of the Pastafarian bible ?

Love it I love it. Haha that's some funny **** there.

I am in the same exact situation .
This is my first time order as a new customer ..
Orders placed last week.3 e mails sent..no response.
Hoping someone at CB sees this post and alerts Customer Service..
I am deaf and if getting to them by phone is the only option we will both lose out...Too Bad😕

I have no answer for this one. I know they're working on issues and wish you luck

the op just makes me think of Skeezix from Gasoline Alley...(not the Rod Stewart song)