Give up smoking ?

Drink more ?

Complaints here may lead to a nasty choir.

You have been here over a year.

You are not “preaching” to the choir…………..it’s not quite preaching…………it’s got that distinctive twang…………..no, not a Cuban twang…

Oh, I remember now…

It’s whining…………you are whining to a group of hardened, grizzled, grumpy, cigar chomping a-holes that care not one bit about your shipping issues.

I on the other hand, do care!

Not about your shipping snafu.

No, I care, because you have been here a year, and NOW, on Thanksgiving weekend, you limp in here, teary eyed, hoping to find some understanding botl?

Read the room Roger!

Thats not how things work around here.

I think I know what the P stands for!

Given all the challenges you’re having, I’d say it’s time to find another place to buy your cigars from. You’ll probably pay more but that’s the price for satisfaction. While you’re at it, may as well upgrade the cigars you smoke ‘cause if you’re buying everything from here, I highly doubt they’re better than yardgars. However, if your palate is stuck in 1st gear and you’re perfectly happy with $2 to $5 smokes then you’re gonna hafta suck it up and bear with the issues you’ve detailed above.

Good luck in finding your happy place.