ScottHar
Thursday, February 15, 2007 8:25:00 AM
True story: About 10 years ago, my French girlfriend was doing some translation work for a company doing business at the Cannes Film Festival.

She's supposed to meet a small group for a business lunch, but she gets to the hotel restaurant early and decides to have a drink at the bar. Just as she gets her glass of sparkling wine, in walks: Jack Nicholson.

He walks right over to her, slowly looks her up and down, gives her his classic "Jack" grin, and in that distinctive voice says, "Can I buy you a drink?" She smiles and with her delightful French accent says, "No, thank you, I'm fine."

He smiles at her for a moment and then matter-of-factly asks, "You wanna f%&#?" She, horrified, flustered, says: "No way!" He, without missing a beat gives her a wink and, still grinning, says, "Just thought I'd ask."

She saw Nicholson leave about 15 minutes later with an attractive blonde -- apparently, a girl who appreciated the, ah, "direct approach" (coming from a multi-millionaire movie star).

ScottHar
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Thursday, February 15, 2007 8:36:00 AM
Some things should never have to be mentioned.

She should be able to tell that she will probably be the one to go out in the morning for a double espresso and latte.

She is already sized you up. You just need to confirm her suspicions.

Just say, " can you drive a stick-shift?"
Palama
Wednesday, February 15, 2023 10:07:23 PM
Did someone mention ScottHar? 🤔