Papa they have no clue

this is very sad...prayers sent

I will NOT accept any responsibility for any of this unprovoked and cowardly onslaught by a buncha hooligan noobs. It seems the ringleader was Telecaster, to whom I was assigned in the Noob/Vet pairings. Appears like he already possesses the abilities of a Freakin Old Guy...rounding up a posse of thuggish half-wit gunslingers and unleashing them on a pleasant sleepy community like Cbid. Of course, his plot was born before we were joined...

Corey's been dropping y'all some hints...my advice is to watch "The Seven Samurai" and/or "The Magnificent Seven"...then slowly slink away to the church, get down on your knees at the alter and plead to the Almighty for mercy and forbearance from an earned destructive retribution...it's prolly best if you all just pack your pitiful belongings and slink outta town in the darkness of night...

Looks like someone needs to be added to the list

🐴

Yes Sir Delta now it’s my turn. I am only one person but I can handle this. No problem at all. This will be fun to me .

🐴

Organize it JGRAZ. We are standing by…

Be careful what you wish for we all have tons of noob smokes we are willing to share.

Speaking of tons of smokes

From Jeebs
Ozgener Basphorus NH nor heard of
Luciano Dalay NH
LGC Spanish Press romusto
LGC Corojo de Oro toro NH but rhymes good
LGC Spirit of the Lady Churchill NH
Monte 1935 Anny Toro
Joya Copper toro
AJF LA Gran Llave corona extra

From Tiver
Oliva Seie V Melanio romusto
Warped Maestro del Tiempo
Warped Cort NH but suddenly have a few resting
Warped Cloud Hopper x2
Illusione Rothchild maduro
CH Mil Dias double romusto
CH Coronetta Maduro Earl NH
CH La Careme romusto NH but one resting
DC Julius Caesar romusto
AF 858 Natural
DE Herrera Esteli romusto grande
DE Undercrown maduro
AJF Last Call Pequinos new size for me
LA Preferidos Corojo romusto
SD Quickdraw Penn BL
LAdC MI Amor romusto
DTT Sobremesa El Americano New size for me
DTT Polpetta NH but quickly gaining a stash of 'em
MF Flor de las Anttillas maduro corona bp

Helluva collection of smokes fellas. Looking forward to trying g some new ones. Thank you kindly. Now cut it out

I think my Vet has disowned me already.
I don't understand why I don't have any friends.

I am your friend as you will see

SOB, LGC Serie R was my favorite cigar for a few years. When I started to get into the cigar hobby a bit more I wanted to learn more about Ernesto Perez-Carillo, Jr. and I purchased some of his semi-limited cigars as well as the stodgy old standbys such as the different blends of the Wavell. I should have included more of his cigars such as the Pledge line. Anyway, these cigars were important milestones for me because they were helpful in regards to learning about a cigar maker’s “signature” so to speak. You’re a good brother and I hope you will enjoy comparing EPC’s blends.

We still like you Tele
Delta will rethink his position soon enough

I've enjoyed some LGCs in my day. In particular, really liked the serie N and am sad to see them gone. Always happy to try some new ones. Scrapbook ain't gonna fill itself after all

Scrapbook won't but with our help the humidor will

You've helped enough. Tu es finis

😂

💣 💣 💣

[bombed]

Fireworks in the air, my porch decimated, my storage space exploded, my fingers callused.

Hopefully, all of the boxes have arrived.


From JGRAZ (You and your autocorrect self need to step away from the humidor. Just step away. Don’t make me come over there.)

Rojas Cinco de Mayo (nh)
Sencillo Edición Limitada Nicaragua 2023 (nh)
CAO Brazilia Box-Pressed x 2 (nh) (not a mooch post 😊)
Tat PCA (nh)
CH Las Calaveras 2023
CAO Flathead Steel Horse (nh)
RoMa Craft Cromagnon (nh)
Flor de Oliva (been a long time, and gonna be cool smoking this)
Rojas Breakfast Tacos Maduro x 2 (nh) (which one is this?)
CH La Carême
MF La Dueña
Foundation The Wise Man (nh)
DT&T Polpetta (nh)
MF Jaime Garcia

And, a Warped sampler consisting of one each:

Corto (nh)
Futuro
Flor de Valle (nh)
Devil’s Hands (nh)
Maestro del Tiempo (nh)




From Huzza (You get a little extra storage space, then you have more cigars, then you start giving them away. It’s a vicious cycle, Bernardo. Break the cycle.)

CAO Bones (nh)
La Aurora 115th Anni (nh)
Crowned Heads Serie E
Oliva MB3
La Aurora Corojo (nh)
La Aurora Connecticut (nh)
RyJ Nicaragua (nh)
La Aurora Preferidos Cameroon toro
La Aurora Preferidoes Cameroon romusto
Nat Sherman Metropolitan Host (nh)
Cohiba Red Dot
Warped Corto (nh)
Warped Cloud Hopper
Punch Chop Suey
Fugazi Compare to Fuente Opus X (nh)


AND,
A bag of DeMet’s Pecan Turtles, poor turtles gonna die soon.
A bag of Coffee Times Bourbon Ball Coffee, thank you.
And a Cuban Cohiba cigar box clock, fantastic.



From jeebs (Perhaps the deepest cut of all. You had so much promise as a nOOb, jeebs. I hate to see you squander your potential like this. Such a shame.)

JdN Copper
AJF La Gran Llave (nh)
LGC Corojo de Oro (nh)
LGC Spanish Press (nh)
Ozgener Bosphorus
Montecristo 1935 Anni (nh)
Luciano Dalay (nh, never head of)
LGC Spirit of the Lady (nh)

AND,
Some extra bovedas,
A Jeanne’s Fancy Pecans mini Pecan Pie. I’m from the South. Pecan pie is important business.


From B.21 (You listen to me, young man. You are hanging out with the wrong people. They are setting a bad example. You’re going to wind up like this next guy if you don’t make some changes.)

LGC Estelí
Macanudo Inspirado Orange (nh)
Punch Knuckle Buster Maduro (nh)
D.E. Nica Rustica Adobe (nh)
Gurkha Class Regent (nh)
Cain Maduro

AND,
A punch cutter
A triple torch lighter
Both of which will be used with gusto

From Tele (Well, well, well, if it isn’t Mr. Instigator himself. Hope you are proud of yourself. You know what you did, Tele! I still have some of those 125th Anniversary. Just sayin …)

CAO MX2 (nh)
LPH Black Pearl Morado
Cigar Paradise Generation 1 Connecticut (nh, and never heard of)
D.E. Undercrown Maduro
Kristoff Kristania Maduro (nh)
Rojas Guayacan (nh)
SD Quickdraw Habano (nh, didn’t even know this existed, or I would have bought some by now)
BWS Rorschach (nh)
Cigar Paradise Silver Collection Maduro (nh)
BWS The Hornet (nh)


From Tiver (Et tu, Tiver? Stop being a follower! You’re better than this. Start showing some leadership and get these ne’er-do-wells under control.)

LAdC Mi Amor
DT&T Polpetta (nh)
EPC New Wave (nh)
Warped Cloud Hopper romusto
Warped Cloud Hopper corona
EPC Allegiance
Warped Corto (nh)
Oliva V Melanio
CH Mil Días
La Aurora Preferidos Ecuador
AJF Last Call Maduro
Padrón (maybe a) 2000? Maduro
DT&T Sobremesa
Warped Maestro del Tiempo (nh)
D.E. Herrera Estelí (I don’t know if I have ever had the plain Herrera Estelí)
CH Coroneta Maduro (nh, and I’m afraid to try it lest I wind up buying some)
Illusione Rothchildes
D.E. Undercrown Maduro
CH La Carême
MF Flor de Las Antillas maduro (again, I don’t think I have had this)


So, if I counted correctly, that’s 81 smokes in total. If I left something out, I apologize as I spent my 4th of July afternoon typing and fatigue set in.

I am most humbled and most appreciative. You are a great group of BOTLs (even you, jeebs). This is a mammoth hit with a ton of “never hads,” and it’s going to be a pleasure smoking them. Clearly, my “Free Cigar Friday” is going to extend into, and maybe through, next year. Might have to add a “Free Cigar Saturday.”

Thank you so much, each and every one of you. I did not deserve this, but I will accept it.


Now, relax. Sleep well. Nothing is ever going to happen to you …

If you add a free cigar Saturday then you'll likely need another bomb run. Lee those breakfast tacos should be one each a Sumatra and Maduro.

Nice job everyone. I think that should be everyone...........or not 🤣