Corey's been dropping y'all some hints...my advice is to watch "The Seven Samurai" and/or "The Magnificent Seven"...then slowly slink away to the church, get down on your knees at the alter and plead to the Almighty for mercy and forbearance from an earned destructive retribution...it's prolly best if you all just pack your pitiful belongings and slink outta town in the darkness of night...

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Organize it JGRAZ. We are standing by…

From Jeebs

Ozgener Basphorus NH nor heard of

Luciano Dalay NH

LGC Spanish Press romusto

LGC Corojo de Oro toro NH but rhymes good

LGC Spirit of the Lady Churchill NH

Monte 1935 Anny Toro

Joya Copper toro

AJF LA Gran Llave corona extra

From Tiver

Oliva Seie V Melanio romusto

Warped Maestro del Tiempo

Warped Cort NH but suddenly have a few resting

Warped Cloud Hopper x2

Illusione Rothchild maduro

CH Mil Dias double romusto

CH Coronetta Maduro Earl NH

CH La Careme romusto NH but one resting

DC Julius Caesar romusto

AF 858 Natural

DE Herrera Esteli romusto grande

DE Undercrown maduro

AJF Last Call Pequinos new size for me

LA Preferidos Corojo romusto

SD Quickdraw Penn BL

LAdC MI Amor romusto

DTT Sobremesa El Americano New size for me

DTT Polpetta NH but quickly gaining a stash of 'em

MF Flor de las Anttillas maduro corona bp

Helluva collection of smokes fellas. Looking forward to trying g some new ones. Thank you kindly. Now cut it out

I think my Vet has disowned me already.

I don't understand why I don't have any friends.

Delta will rethink his position soon enough

I've enjoyed some LGCs in my day. In particular, really liked the serie N and am sad to see them gone. Always happy to try some new ones. Scrapbook ain't gonna fill itself after all

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[bombed]

Fireworks in the air, my porch decimated, my storage space exploded, my fingers callused.

Hopefully, all of the boxes have arrived.

From JGRAZ (You and your autocorrect self need to step away from the humidor. Just step away. Don’t make me come over there.)

Rojas Cinco de Mayo (nh)

Sencillo Edición Limitada Nicaragua 2023 (nh)

CAO Brazilia Box-Pressed x 2 (nh) (not a mooch post 😊)

Tat PCA (nh)

CH Las Calaveras 2023

CAO Flathead Steel Horse (nh)

RoMa Craft Cromagnon (nh)

Flor de Oliva (been a long time, and gonna be cool smoking this)

Rojas Breakfast Tacos Maduro x 2 (nh) (which one is this?)

CH La Carême

MF La Dueña

Foundation The Wise Man (nh)

DT&T Polpetta (nh)

MF Jaime Garcia

And, a Warped sampler consisting of one each:

Corto (nh)

Futuro

Flor de Valle (nh)

Devil’s Hands (nh)

Maestro del Tiempo (nh)

From Huzza (You get a little extra storage space, then you have more cigars, then you start giving them away. It’s a vicious cycle, Bernardo. Break the cycle.)

CAO Bones (nh)

La Aurora 115th Anni (nh)

Crowned Heads Serie E

Oliva MB3

La Aurora Corojo (nh)

La Aurora Connecticut (nh)

RyJ Nicaragua (nh)

La Aurora Preferidos Cameroon toro

La Aurora Preferidoes Cameroon romusto

Nat Sherman Metropolitan Host (nh)

Cohiba Red Dot

Warped Corto (nh)

Warped Cloud Hopper

Punch Chop Suey

Fugazi Compare to Fuente Opus X (nh)

AND,

A bag of DeMet’s Pecan Turtles, poor turtles gonna die soon.

A bag of Coffee Times Bourbon Ball Coffee, thank you.

And a Cuban Cohiba cigar box clock, fantastic.

From jeebs (Perhaps the deepest cut of all. You had so much promise as a nOOb, jeebs. I hate to see you squander your potential like this. Such a shame.)

JdN Copper

AJF La Gran Llave (nh)

LGC Corojo de Oro (nh)

LGC Spanish Press (nh)

Ozgener Bosphorus

Montecristo 1935 Anni (nh)

Luciano Dalay (nh, never head of)

LGC Spirit of the Lady (nh)

AND,

Some extra bovedas,

A Jeanne’s Fancy Pecans mini Pecan Pie. I’m from the South. Pecan pie is important business.

From B.21 (You listen to me, young man. You are hanging out with the wrong people. They are setting a bad example. You’re going to wind up like this next guy if you don’t make some changes.)

LGC Estelí

Macanudo Inspirado Orange (nh)

Punch Knuckle Buster Maduro (nh)

D.E. Nica Rustica Adobe (nh)

Gurkha Class Regent (nh)

Cain Maduro

AND,

A punch cutter

A triple torch lighter

Both of which will be used with gusto

From Tele (Well, well, well, if it isn’t Mr. Instigator himself. Hope you are proud of yourself. You know what you did, Tele! I still have some of those 125th Anniversary. Just sayin …)

CAO MX2 (nh)

LPH Black Pearl Morado

Cigar Paradise Generation 1 Connecticut (nh, and never heard of)

D.E. Undercrown Maduro

Kristoff Kristania Maduro (nh)

Rojas Guayacan (nh)

SD Quickdraw Habano (nh, didn’t even know this existed, or I would have bought some by now)

BWS Rorschach (nh)

Cigar Paradise Silver Collection Maduro (nh)

BWS The Hornet (nh)

From Tiver (Et tu, Tiver? Stop being a follower! You’re better than this. Start showing some leadership and get these ne’er-do-wells under control.)

LAdC Mi Amor

DT&T Polpetta (nh)

EPC New Wave (nh)

Warped Cloud Hopper romusto

Warped Cloud Hopper corona

EPC Allegiance

Warped Corto (nh)

Oliva V Melanio

CH Mil Días

La Aurora Preferidos Ecuador

AJF Last Call Maduro

Padrón (maybe a) 2000? Maduro

DT&T Sobremesa

Warped Maestro del Tiempo (nh)

D.E. Herrera Estelí (I don’t know if I have ever had the plain Herrera Estelí)

CH Coroneta Maduro (nh, and I’m afraid to try it lest I wind up buying some)

Illusione Rothchildes

D.E. Undercrown Maduro

CH La Carême

MF Flor de Las Antillas maduro (again, I don’t think I have had this)

So, if I counted correctly, that’s 81 smokes in total. If I left something out, I apologize as I spent my 4th of July afternoon typing and fatigue set in.

I am most humbled and most appreciative. You are a great group of BOTLs (even you, jeebs). This is a mammoth hit with a ton of “never hads,” and it’s going to be a pleasure smoking them. Clearly, my “Free Cigar Friday” is going to extend into, and maybe through, next year. Might have to add a “Free Cigar Saturday.”

Thank you so much, each and every one of you. I did not deserve this, but I will accept it.

Now, relax. Sleep well. Nothing is ever going to happen to you …

Nice job everyone. I think that should be everyone...........or not 🤣