BuckyB93
a year ago
I was playing catch with my son the other day.

At one point I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger....

then it hit me.
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MACS
a year ago
Why don't vegetarians eat pudding?


Ya can't have any pudding if ya don't eat yer meat!
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BuckyB93
a year ago
When older folks tell kids "Enjoy it while you are young."

They are referring to things like knees, backs, eyes...
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BuckyB93
a year ago
Sometimes when I'm out shopping and see some old guy I think it must suck getting old.

Then it occurs to me... I graduated high school with that guy.
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BuckyB93
a year ago
I was at the bar the other day and my wife called me. "If you don't get home within 10 minutes, I'm feeding your supper to the dog."

I got home in 5 minutes... I didn't want my dog to suffer from eating her cooking.
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Sunoverbeach
a year ago
Farmer went to let his cattle out of the barn to graze, but no matter what he tried, they were too scared to move. He pondered this problem all day until he realized there was nothing he could do about it. The were simply cow herds
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BuckyB93
a year ago

Farmer went to let his cattle out of the barn to graze, but no matter what he tried, they were too scared to move. He pondered this problem all day until he realized there was nothing he could do about it. The were simply cow herds

Sunoverbeach wrote:


Had to read it twice. Took a moment and then it clicked.

=d>
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Gene363
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a year ago


Plagiarism:


Getting in trouble for something you didn't do.


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Gene363
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a year ago


Alligators can grow up to twenty feet.




But most only grow four.


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MaduroJorge
a year ago
My Wifes' cooking is so bad
we pray during dinner!!
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jespear
a year ago
A guy finds an old lamp on the beach. He rubs it, and a genie pops out.
The genie says, " I will grant you 2 wishes for releasing me from the lamp."
The guy says,"TWO ? I thought it was supposed to be THREE wishes !"
The genie smiles at him and says,
"Just look in your pants. I've been doing this for a long time !"
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RobertHively
a year ago

A waitress at Bob Evans asked me if I wanna box for my leftovers.
We went three rounds before she knocked me out...
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BuckyB93
a year ago
My Dad worked 12 hrs a day to put food on the table…

He was an awesome person... but a really slow cook.
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MaduroJorge
a year ago
jjust got back from a pleasure trip

Took my mother-in law to the airport
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BuckyB93
a year ago
When I die, I want my ashes pressed into a record...

It's my vinyl request.
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deadeyedick
a year ago
If you are feeling lonely over the holidays, you're not alone.
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Gene363
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a year ago


If a cop pulls over a U-Haul.




Did he just bust a move?


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Gene363
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a year ago


I before E except after C.



Disproved by Science.


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danmdevries
a year ago

When I die, I want my ashes pressed into a record...

It's my vinyl request.

BuckyB93 wrote:



When I die I have two requests: I want my remains scattered around the places I spent the most time while alive. I do not want to be cremated.
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8trackdisco
a year ago

When I die, I want my ashes pressed into a record...

It's my vinyl request.

BuckyB93 wrote:



I don't recall getting a birth certificate. Was real young.
I'm going to ask that I get another copy posthumously.
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