Holy cow it hurts. I've broken out in a rash from the bomb I got from him yesterday.
When I got home, there was a package waiting for me with a familiar address. Damn, didn't see that one coming. It was a bit heavier than what you'd expect from a package of cigars so I mentioned to my wife "Hey honey, I think we have some more cheese curds to eat."
When I opened the package, staring at me were three coffins, one CAO Palms and two RP Vintage. The coffins were flanked by a Monte Tube. OMG, what a great selection of cigars that are almost too pretty to smoke!
As I remove this first layer of items in order to get to the curds, wait... there's no curds but an Otter box! Ooohhh... the ol' Edbug Otter Box gag 😉. You know, where he sends some excellent cigars and then an Otter Box full of Lone Wolfs. I've heard of that one before. Open the Otter Box and 😮 – you've got to be $h!+-ing me. It's packed with more premo top shelf smokes (I won’t even go into details, it’d just make you all jealous). Dude, do you own a smoke shop or just rob one?
Then, at the bottom of the package lies the pièce de résistance: a Green Bay Packer shirt.
Remind me not to ever sign up for a TTT with you. I don't know how I'll respond to this just yet but in time I should be able to come up with something. Thank you Sir!
