KNOF is a liar. Says he may need to send more sticks 'cause his package may be small. Honestly, it may be small (and I'll take his word for it 'cause I'm not gonna check down there), but the birthday bomb I received today was nothing short of a 10 megaton numclear explosion.
The box almost filled up my entire freakin' mailbox and was heavier than Rosie O'Donnel at an All You Can Eat Buffett. Inside were 10 top notch sticks, most were my favorites. In addition was a little lady from "down south".
To go with those nice sticks was four-finger alluminum ashtray. Very nice.
And if that wasn't all, he went all Martha Stewart on my butt and tossed in an oh so sweet jar of homemade strawberry jam that he grew and made himself. Those personal touches really add a lot. AND strawberry is my favorite jam!
Many thanks Keith for a very sweet birthday package!!