There. That's more like it...
'sides, I knew what you meant. I inherited the disease from my mother. Ya see... most people have a filter for when they speak. You know... the one that says 'Psst... you shouldn't say that' or 'Psst... it'd sound better if you say it like this'.
I was born without one of those filters. My son got lucky. He was born with his. However, his sarcasm cortex is over developed. He DID get that from me.