Are you a Democrat, Republican or a Redneck?
Here is a little test that will help you decide. The answer can be found by
posing the following situation and question:
You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small
children. Suddenly, an Islamic terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner,
locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises
the knife, and charges at you.
You are carrying a Glock 40 S&W, and you are an expert shot. You have mere
seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?
Democrat's Answer:
Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man
look poor! Or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that would
inspire him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think? What
about the kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the
knife out of his hand?
What does the law say about this situation? Does the Glock have appropriate
safety built into it? Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind
of message does this send to society and to my children?
Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me? Does he definitely want
to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me? If I were to grab his
knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?
Should I call 9-1-1? Why is this street so deserted? We need to raise
taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street
that would discourage such behavior. This is all so confusing! I need to
discuss with some friends over latte and try to come to a consensus.
Republican's Answer: BANG!
Redneck's Answer:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click.....
(sounds of reloading).
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click........
Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or
Hollow Points?"
Son: "You Got-r-Dun Pop! Can I shoot the next one?"
Wife: "You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!"
