There was a blonde, burnette, and a redhead. They were all convicts running from the cops. The Redhead sees three potato sacks and tells them to get in them and act like a dog or cat.

So the cops see the bags and goes and kicks the redhead's bag and she says "meow" the cops say "o dont worry its just a cat!"

So they go and kick the brunette's bag and she barks like a dog, the cops just reply "its just a dog, leave it."

So then they go and kick the blonde's bag and since the dog and cat had already been taken she simply replys "potato potato"

In a bunch of potatos, one is a prostitute, which is it?

why the one labled IDAHO of course.

Which potato got drunk last night?

the one that got mashed?

A mommy potato was upset when she heard that her daughter was going to marry Tom Brokaw

She pleaded with her daughter not to marry him

Because he was just a commentator

Two peanuts walk into a bar.......

and one's assaulted

a dyslexic man walks into a bra