Flatulence is the presence of a mixture of gases known as flatus produced by symbiotic bacteria and yeasts living in the gastrointestinal tract of mammals. Flatulence is released under pressure through the anus, often with a characteristic sound and offensive odor. Releasing flatulence is colloquially known as farting.

Just in case you were wondering.

Steppin on a frog.

Low flying goose.

Butt burp.

one cheek sneak.

floating an air biscuit.

busting ass.

I could go on forever...........usually, I would just say "Who ****?"

Yeah Andy, but fart euphemisms are so much fun.

Bustin' ass.

Poop chute toot.

hehehehe

"At ease the cheese! There's a fungus amoung us!"

Oh yes...I remember those first formations after a hard night of drinking...

Let's not forget barking spiders.

Who cut the cheese?

I did,wanna lick the knife? X

Keep yelling Senior Chief well get you out soon.....lol

cadbeans

MA2/USN

Hey... MA2... you may end up working for me someday soon.

Just keep that in mind, booter!

just a turd honkin to pass...

mark

turdgulence

"SPEAK TO ME....Oh toothless one"

LMAO @ The Baron . . .

Step on a duck?