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LOL. ok I only got 4 wrong.

4 wrong here too! Wooo!

Gee I had a perfect 4 wrong...

Charlie

I got 100 per cent...wrong

2 wrong. But, since i have a huge fridge, and there is room for a giraffe, I figured I could squeeze the elephant into . . .

my answer for #4 was to jump on the back of the elephant i have in the refrigerator, since elephants are actually tremendous swimmers, and have him/her swim across for me.

how bout i just sit down, crack open a beer, light a cigar and watch someone else do it??? does that make me a professional???

You're on the fast track to Upper Management, Stogee . . .

I was thinking more along the lines of my fiance bringing me a beer, opening it for me, cutting my cigar, handing to me along with my lighter, the sitting back and watching her do it.. or the hot blonde next door lmoa!!

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I got one wrong. I said I would use the bridge.

I'm thinkin this test is for professional Zookeepers!

Hey, I took it again and made a perfect score!

Charlie

Mrs. Tank...I said I would use the bridge also.

Great minds think alike.

I would like to announce to the entire forum that I took the test and got each question right.

I'd like to.

But I'd be lying.