Today my baby girl's 18th birthday I be so glad that

this be my last child support payment! Month after

month, year after year, all those damn payments! So I

call my baby girl, LaKeesha, to come to my house, and

when she get here, I say, "Baby girl, I want you to

take this check over to yo momma house and tell her

this be the last check she ever be gettin' from me,

and I want you to come back and tell me the 'spression

on yo mama's face."

So, my baby girl take the check over to her momma. I

be anxious to hear what she say, and bout the

'spression on her face. Baby girl walk through the

door, I say,

"Now what yo momma say 'bout that?"

She say to tell you that "you ain't my daddy" ....

and watch the 'spression on yo face

Enjoy!

Hog

I think you should have been in mama's face about it, instead of using your daughter as the messenger.

I have NO experience in this. It's just what I would do. I'm glad you fullfilled your obligation as a father. Good Job.

:)

I think the joke got missed.

I liked it.

LMAO, very funny.

JonR

the joke would have been funny without resorting to stereotyping speech patterns.

the last person i heard talk like that was stepin fetchit and he was role playing.

Thanks..

Just for the sake of curiosity ... I did a 'google', and found it over at the 'short-media.com' forums ...

... you 'sly' dog ... 😉

http://www.2bone.com/humr/h11/index.shtml 

Good joke!

good joke

Mark