The following is a fictional story intended for humor. Any similarity between it and real life events is purely coincidental. No one was harmed in the telling of this story, other than an occassional wadded up panty in the arse of a flaming liberal.
DISASTER RESPONSE:
A big earthquake with the strength of 8.1 on the Richter scale has hit Mexico. Two million Mexicans have died and over a million are injured.
The country is totally ruined and the government doesn't know where to start with asking for help to rebuild.
The rest of the world is in shock.
Canada is sending troopers to help the Mexican army control the riots.
Saudi Arabia is sending oil.
Other Latin American countries are sending supplies.
The European community (except France) is sending food and money.
United States, not to be outdone, is sending two million replacement Mexicans.
