A mild-mannered man was tired of being bossed around by his wife; so he went to a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist said he needed to build his self-esteem, and so gave him a book on assertiveness, which he read on the way home. He had finished the book by the time he reached his house.

The man stormed into the house and walked up to his wife. Pointing a finger in her face, he said, "From now on, I want you to know that I am the man of this house, and my word is law! I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, I expect a sumptuous dessert afterward. Then, after dinner, you're going to draw me my bath so I can relax. And when I'm finished with my bath, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair ...."

"The funeral director," said his wife.

people that don't say something about your joke are rude.

i thought it was funny.

Very good. Sounds like my house.

good one

I'll have to remember that line...it's a good one!

Although, I only fight with you guys, so it won't be any new material to zing you with!

Still, it's a good one!

...threw my book in the trash this morning... 🙂

^^ LMAO - Yep, I tossed mine some years back.

:)

Regards,

B

Have you ever heard "The Man Song"??
Same subject, put to music.
Hillarious.

Decide for yourself:
http://www.gotlaughs.com/humor/mansong2.shtml 

I don't get it.