ruggysgirl
Sunday, May 14, 2006 9:41:00 AM
Rich, you ain't seen hairy until you've met my brother's fiance, The Yeti. I'm terrified that the two of them are going to end up stuck together like hook-pile fastener and need an intervention. If I didn't care so much about my mother's mental health I would give The Yeti a bottle of Nair and a Daisy razor some Christmas.
J.Redleg
Sunday, May 14, 2006 9:44:00 AM
Reminds me of the Bigfoot skit by Eddie Murphy.

"Goonie-Goo-Goo!"

ruggysgirl
Sunday, May 14, 2006 9:51:00 AM
TOTALLY!!!! Every time we see her at a family function Rug and I look at each other and whisper "gooney goo goo" and then giggle like third graders.

It doesn't help that she is a member of the FBC and nearly 6 feet tall. There is nothing wrong with a big woman, or a plain woman, but then for Pete's sake at least sheer yourself once in awhile! The only explaination I can come up with is that my brother is afraid to come out of the closet and she is as close to a man as he can get without giving himself away. Either that or she can breathe through her nose really well.

ddandb
Sunday, May 14, 2006 10:45:00 AM
Suppose they breed?

The baby will be like cousin It from the Addams family.

ericsgr
Monday, May 15, 2006 11:56:00 AM
"den he slammed his head down in the water and he came up with a fish........and you know what he said to me?"

"gooney goo goo..........what the f is gooney goo goo.

Baron Porthos
Tuesday, May 16, 2006 4:39:00 AM
I shaved my face to hide the grey and now I look like a lesbian.
bloody spaniard
Tuesday, May 16, 2006 4:57:00 AM
^LOL!

PLEASE don't tell me that you look like Bruce Jenner.

ruggysgirl
Tuesday, May 16, 2006 6:37:00 AM
Rich, Cousin It would be too petite. An offspring of my brother and the Yeti would look more like Andre the Giant, but with more hair. BLECH!